followers, send me a :
loveismyweaponv: ☻ and i’ll tell you something i like. ☠ and i’ll tell you something i hate. ♂ and i’ll tell you something i find attractive about boys. ♀ and i’ll tell you something i find attractive about girls. ☎ and i’ll tell you what my last text said. ☮ and i’ll tell you something i wish could happen. ★ and i’ll tell you a dream i’ve had. ♥ and i’ll tell you about somebody i love.
I wish I would’ve never even met you.
That awkward moment when you get in the van and...
cleverandironic: isleptwithvicfuentes: im laughing so hard, im choking xDD ha ha oh my god -Ironic
You know what really and truly sucks? The fact that I try to be friendly with someone, talk to them, actually be a friend and it gets thrown back in my face. I mean, in all honesty what’s the point of even being friends with someone if you’re just going to ignore them? I just don’t understand. My feelings are kind of hurt but I’ll be fine. Just know that the next time you...
random thoughts right now.
cleverandironic: leeosaurus: mikmaaac: If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? What is another word for a thesaurus? If you’re underwater, would you be able to cry? Why do feet smell and noses run? If you expect the unexpected, won’t the unexpected be the expected? The 1st and last thought were my favorites. whoa man -Ironic
when you're texting five people and you tell four...
thisistheestoryofagirl: so true xD
That confusing moment when you hear a good song in...
what is forest gump's password?
wakeup-wakeup: girlsastraightuphustler: bobbibreakdown: littlemiss: satanic-unicorn: 1forest1 LOL
English to Tumblr Translator
insomniaticthoughts: English: WHY DON’T YOU…..! Tumblr: Y U NO……?!?!?! English: You’re so immature and stupid. Tumblr: LOL DIS BITCH English: I’m single. Tumblr: Forever alone. English: I’m so mad! Tumblr: FUUUUUU *inserts gif* English: Anonymous. Tumblr: Anon. English: That Boy is so hot. Tumblr: ASDFKLADA; English:You make a very good point. Tumblr: THIS! *inserts gif* English:...
BECAUSE CHOCOLATE CAN'T GET YOU PREGNANT.
Kids stuck in toilets
cleverandironic: asimpleniugget: somehomo: I love laughing at other’s misery how can you not laugh! -Ironic
That moment when you inhale to speak and you start...
creepersgonnacreep: You’re like: Everyone else is like:
Put three or more numbers in a message.
1- You’re pretty. 2- You’re ugly. 3- Go die. 4- Delete your blog. 5- I could stay on your blog for hours. 6- I want to get to know you more. 7- I love your blog. 8- You’re gorgeous. 9- You’re hot. 10- I’d fuck you. 11- I stalk you. 12- You’re fat, go lose weight. 13- I love you. 14- I have a crush on you. 15- You’re my tumblr crush. I doubt I’ll get any.
That awkward moment when you try to sing both...
Reblog if you actually don't smoke weed.
cleverandironic: um yeah… -Ironic
It's quite ironic how all the loyal girls are...
cleverandironic: ihatejojo: you have no idea -Ironic
When your parents are almost home and you look...
cleverandironic: oh my god you have no idea -Ironic
I Hate Repeating Myself Over And Over
kaseo: Eventually I’m Like